0 - 0.9 Worse than egregious... Being ass raped by Nazis would be preferred to giving this album another spin.
1 - 1.9 Banal enough to make Trivium seem original.
2 - 2.9 Trash. What a poser who just finished watching 2 hours of Headbangers Ball would call "Extreme".
3 - 3.9 Trite and formulaic. Drinking 2 cases of Absolute Vodka will not make this sound amazing.
4 - 4.9 Mostly filler material. This album should have been a 3 -4 song EP or demo.
5 - 5.9 Commonplace music adored by moronic groupies, but detested by smart fans. For example, Darkthrones' 'Sardonic Wrath' or Devourments' 'Butcher the Weak'.
6 - 6.9 Buy Used. Flashes of promise for a debut, slightly sophmoric for a 2nd or 3rd album, and a plummet off a cliff without a parachute for a veteran band.
7 - 7.9 Better than a free blow-job from a toothless hooker. Worth the sticker price, damn it.
8 - 8.9 Nearly flawless, any blemeshes in musicianship, sound, or production are minor.
9 - 9.9 Worth the pre-order hype spawned by the Metal media... Stealing this album is a pardonable offense.
10.0 Fucking CLASSIC. If you do not own this album then you can consider yourself a FOOL.
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